blumpkina


when a woman recieves c-nn-l-ng-s whilst defecating. the blumpkina is far more taboo than the blumpkin because of the proximity of the cunnilinguist to the defecation in progress. it is very possible to get a condition known as brown chin syndrome this way.
my girlfriend really loves a blumpkina in the morning, but i had to stop giving them after i got brown chin .

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