blumpkinator


a chic who has given a (blumpkin) more than once. a blumpkin is the art of getting a bl-wj-b while relieving your bowels, normally in a toilet.
yesterday morning this chic gave me another “blumpkin” so i got her a t-shirt that says “blumpkinator” she wears it proudly!
the action of taking a dump, while eating a wendys- baconator and getting your d-ck sucked. enjoyed usually on sunny days, either inside a home or porta potty.
yesterday, while receiving a blumpkin, tom threw fred a baconator and the blumpkinator was born.
while getting a blumpkin, just before you -j-c-l-t- you stand up pushing the girls head into the toilet bowl. then you -j-c-l-t- on her back and dump on her head.
i gave ricky a blumpkinator last night, and i still cant get the sh-t out of my hair.
someone who gives a lot of blumpkins.
man that dirty hoe is a real blumpkinator, she gave john three blumpkins yesterday.
a king of blumpkins that can make anyone give them one through suavness ans tact.

the blumpkinator spared no one.everone on board flight 92 would be mouthwashing tonight.
one who gives many blumpkins out, not only do they give many of these foul pleasures out but do it in a mean way.
as young girl, melissa was diagnosed with blumpkinitis by a world cl-ss doctor. from then on she was known as the blumpkinator.

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