Blumpkinetics
the study of the physics involved in giving and receiving blumpkins. this field includes such concepts as oral/-n-l viscosity and drag -n-lysis, navier-stokes fluid computations, and statistical fecal scattering modeling.
i just completed my masters of blumpkinetics at brown university.
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