Blumpking
one who gives the ultimate blumpkin.
mike: yo brian is the blumpking!
carina: why?
mike: because he gave me the ultimate blumpkin.
when one receives a bl-w j-b while simultaneously taking a dropping a deuce and consuming fresh bacon (bacon must have been prepared by the one giving the bl-w j-b).
invented by rikkitikki on may 4th, 2012
hey babe, get the bacon started for the blumpking.
-slurp -moan -sizzle -crunch – bloop -flush
king at giving free blumps
shanks and drew are the blumpkings of the universe
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