blumpkinoscopy
is when a man over the age of 30 gets a colonoscopy and recieves a bl-w j-b during the process.
man : i’m here for my blumpkinoscopy.
nurse: ok sir please step up to the table and turn to the side.
man: wow this blumpkinoscopy is not near as bad as it thought it would be.
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