blumptank
similar to the blumpkin (taking a dump while receiving a bl-wj-b) except this time your sh-tting in the top tank of the toilet.
after we entered the restroom, we disrobed, removed the top cover on the toilet. after i paid her, the prost-tue gave me a blumptank. i bet the cleaning people were impressed.
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