blunderbugs


another term for crabs, an sti characterized by small pubic lice inhabiting ones happy forest down bellow. the “blunder” was having s-x with that cheap gas station hooker, and the “bugs” are the little present you get to take home.
eric: dude, i was down at the 7-11 yesterday and i met this girl named destinie

john: and now your d-ck wont stop itching as though your underwear was suddenly made of steel wool?

eric: yeah, how did you…?

john: blunderbugs, broseph. go get some good shampoo

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