Blunderguff


a horrendous smelling fart let off just before an attractive member of the opposite s-x comes in the room.
haha…. that james just set off a blunderguff- he farted & the girl he likes came over to talk him!
farting just before a s-xy lady comes into a room
dave matthews “blunderguff”
dude2 “why?”
dave matthews “sara from receptions just walked in”
dude2 “fail!”

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