blunker


while sitting on the can having bowel movement you have your girl give you a bl-w j-b.
“baby i forgot my magazine, get in here and give me a blunker”
an improvised shelter used to hide from an excessively talkative coworker.
i saw brian coming down the hall and knew i would never get to the meeting on time. i hit the blunker under my desk until he walked past.
stragne fart, with a sound of monstrous proportions, to a regular fart. usually a powerfull fart, exhaled slowly, sounds like a speedboat engine.
“omg u smell that sh-t?”
“yeah, was a right blunker that wannit”
“indeed”

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