Blunt Bandage


when one fails to remove a stem from one’s marijuana crop before inserting in to a blunt, it can often cause a hole in the blunt. in order to reduce the loss of perfectly good marijuana smoke, one may use a blunt bandage, which is a little piece of a blunt laid over the hole in the aforementioned blunt. this acts as a patch for the blunt, and thus, as a barrier for the intoxicating fumes that may send you off to fun land for a time.
“awe man, i missed a stem. break me off a blunt bandage.”

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