blurpt


when the police pull you over and make a quick on/off “blurp” sound in conjunction with a quick on/off flash of light.
i got sideways on highway 5, looked in tha review while on da gas and yo n-gg- got blurpt.
the act of completely random ownage.
“i just kicked my dad in the b-lls on his birthday”

“d-mn, that sucka got blurpt!”

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