blythed


in direct reference to blythe p. ; the state of being physically drained from over-partying and being generally more awesome than the majority of the conscious public; having been turbo cooler than everything around you like a unicorn at the kentucky derby
after hitting those parties i was so blythed i needed a nap
when a car is nearly involved in an accident, or is h-t,
but is still able to continue.
i got blythed while comming to work today
to become so bored that you fall asleep.
oh my g-d, john is so blythed!

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