BMILF
an very attractive bridesmaid at a wedding with whom one fantasizes having s-xual relations with.
pippa middleton totally upstaged the d-ch-ss of cambridge as the maid of honour at the royal wedding. pippa’s a total bmilf ! i think i should tweet about it with hashtag #bmilf !!
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brides maid i’d like to f-ck
pippa middleton is a bmilf
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band mom i’d like to f-ck
“dayummm, i like the way you blow that reed. you’re such a bmilf”
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business man i’d like to f-ck
d-mn that bmilf is s-xy
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