BMJ


an acronym for “bhad mein jao” widely used by south asians when they don’t have any suitable response for something, means “go to h-ll.” or “get the f-ck over” in some cases.

boy: love me pliss.
girl: bmj.
bmj is when you get a bl-wj-b from someone who has tmj (temporal mandibular joint) disorder.
the “popping” noise of the jaw common for individuals suffering from tmj help stimulate through small vibration and pleasurable sounds to quickly bring about -rg-sm.

bmj is an enhanced bl-w j-b.
bang my jack. usually when someone want’s people to hit him/her up via text or calling.
what are you doing after work? idk bmj when i get off.
bird man junior, lil weezy we need some water on the track fresh for all this flame
bird man junior, get down stay down lay down an lie down b-tch -ss n-gg-

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