BML
bless my life.
the polar opposite of fml.
be happy!
“thank g-d i have food, water, and shelter. bml” bill said.
“man this chipotle sure is good… bml” mike exclaimed.
stands for b-tch my life, a commonly used expression to express any emotion, such as anger, depression, stress, or arousment.
ginger: i have a english essay due tomorrow that i haven’t started. bml.
girl #2: don’t worry, i’ll b-tch it, i’ll b-tch it real good.
ginger: oh god, bml, that poodle is staring at me.
girl #2: bml, i’m so aroused!
acronym : bite my lip
used at time when something makes you want to bite your lip.
omg. he’s so adorable, smh bml cute.
biting my lip -bml
mostly used on twitter
u look good -bml mhhh
bad-ss motherf-cking luna, ’nuff said.
d-mn dude, look at that kid, pretty bml
abbreviation of “be my lover?”
contains one person who may
find the other person attractive
and will say “bml?” to hope for their
approval.
ricky says:
“omg, kathy, you’re so stunning bml?!”
kathy says:
“yeaahh! <33<3<33 luv luv luv."
or she says:
"no f-ck you you tool."
bore me later
john: "check out my xbox achievements, i'm the achievement king!"
mikey: "bml, john"
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