BMP-1
bmp-1
the bmp-1 is a soviet amphibious troop carrier. it was introduced in 1967. it was armed with a bore gun and at-3 sagger. it could seat eight p-ssengers in addition to the three crew members. the p-ssengers could fire out of small holes about large enough for the muzzle of an az47 while inside the bmp-1 through small holes on the sides.
type: amphibious apc
dimensions: length 6750mm; width 2920mm; height 1470mm
speed: land 55km/h; water 8 km/h
range: 500 km
weapons: 73mm smooth-bore gun with 40 rounds, at03 sagger atgw launcher, 7.62pkt (co-axial) with 1000 rounds
the bmp-1 drove across the siberian snow to reach markovo, a remote town in the russian state, kamchatke.
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