abbreviation for bring me the d-ck
i told nick to bmtd.
- cajun clam
the cajun clam is a s-xually transmitted infection that is commonly spread around the new orleans and panama city beach region, where it thrives deep in the sn-tches of low cl-ss hookers. the clam spreads rampantly during the weeks of college spring breaks when it’s most acceptable for college kids to throw all shame and […]
a really good csgo player hey that guy is a f-cking nochsa, he just killed that guy with his eyes closed.
- pudding body
a girl with a great body, but every guy is putting (pudding) his d-ck in her dude she has a pudding body bro! imma be in that tonight! body
- dean maher
aka chris’ b-tch. dean has a below average p-n-s and often requires a tweesers in order to grip it :/ he wishes he was only half as good looking as the rest of his housemates. but that will never happen for him :/ “that guys such a b-tch” “yeah he’s such a dean maher
- calm yo grits
the hermit crab version of calm yo t-ts. used by protective parents, some kids never grow out of it. i hate you wooo! calm yo grits. what!? what does that mean? a hermit crab version of calm yo t-ts used by protective parents. some kids never grow out of it. person1: i hate you! person2: […]