when someone looks like they have been beaten in the face with a 2×4 over and over untill near death.
wow look at that ugly b-tch, she is a total board face.
my buddy was making out with this girl last night and when i saw her i puked in my mouth cause she was a for sure board face.
she had a nice -ss and above average nockers but she was a board face so i could not date her.
- its brick
in other words, its cold as h-ll “yo, don’t go outside, its brick out!!”
- bologna italy
known for oral s-x person 1: i’m going to bologna, italy this summer. person 2: you know what that means.. person 1: yes i know, i’m going to get head.
- peter houston
a loving man who cares for anyone he encounters. wow i just met this girl and she ‘s so nice, she’s a peter houston.
placed under a risk of a severe weather event; the us nws uses coloured icons to place certain areas under risks of tornadoes, blizzards, ect.. omg we got chicled for snow!
- bubba gumpkin
the h-m-s-xual, interracial art of receiving oral whilst on the docks of the bayou while deficating and eating shrimps reflecting the relationship of forest gump and bubba hugh received a bubba gumpkin from tyree after the church fish fry