Board Stretcher
this is the device that you tell the rookie new-hire carpenter to go get for you out of the foreman’s truck so you can get the board he just cut 2 inches too short to fit right in the new kitchen cabinet. it only exists in the minds of awnry carpenters who like to play jokes on the fng.
me: “d-mn hector you cut the board too short. go get the board stretcher out of the foreman’s truck, rookie.”
hector: “what’s it look like?”
me: “you’ll know it when you see it. if it ain’t there ask the foreman where he has it.”
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