Boarding Party
happens when a guy and a girl are sleeping in a bed togeather, wearing underwear.
the guy takes his junk out of his underwear and places it in the girl’s underwear, probably as an awkward s-xual advance
guy1: dude! i gave my girl a boarding party last night! it was so hot!
guy2: awesome!
girl1: uhg, my boyfriend tried to give me a boarding party last night. i’m going to tear his junk off next time.
girl2: gross!
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