Boardman

to p–p one’s pants without any internal biological warning
tom thought he merely had to urinate, but then he boardmaned all over the floor.
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a once upscale and progressive suburb of youngstown run into the ground by two vindictive idiots posing as elected officials. a place where logic and reason have been completely removed from decisions affecting tens of thousands.
man, they pulled a boardman on our -ss. they told us they were going to widen the road to ease congestion. instead they took out a lane and planted flowers and trees.
a c-cksure and somewhat over confident att-tude following a 2-minute s-xual liaison with an extremely br-ss yat.
jesus mate, you’re such a boardman. she was a 2.46 at best!
a town in eastern oregon, that plain and simple sucks. the high school in boardman is riverside high school, which is full of unathletic boys that pretty much suck at every sport, and r-t-rded girls that usually are total wh-r-s. it also has a 3 potato plants so it smells like cr-p.
hey didnt umatilla kill boardman this year in football?

yes.
the epitome of a metros-xual. this is a guy who thinks he can score with every girl, however unknowingly turns into a litle b-tch in the process… indulging in such practices as reading gq and other desperate measures
i really wanted to get with this girl so i tried boardmanning it but then my friends talked some sense into me
professional metro-s-xual white -ss emo dragon ball z inpersonating ginger mr t fanatic.
“boardman, you who the h-ll are you”
“like man, who are you fool… i is gonna do my hair now”