Boardman’d


to become so intoxicated that coherent thought and bipedal stability is nigh on impossible
nick: are you going to the party tomorrow night?
andy: yeah mate, let’s get absolutely boardman’d!
becoming so wildly inebriated that coherent thought no longer takes place and you will most likely attach to the nearest singleton, regardless of their state of being.
big man: jigga she was totally blottoed
lil girl: yeah she was completely boardman’d!

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