boasting
someone attempting to hide their dumb-ssness by repeatedly lauding their one and only (generally small) victory to their friends or a random crowd of strangers, depending on who is handy.
ted: i slept with rebecca stillworth and it was freaking amazing! we did it like eight times and i think i made her c-m twice that cuz i’m so talented. seriously, she even told me that they should make a statue of my p-n-s.
james: i wish ted would stop boasting about that.
kevin: i know right? it happened like ten years ago.
steve: you’d think he’d have something else to talk about by now.
kyle: dumb-ss.
-they all nod in agreement, except ted who continues with his boasting, oblivious to his friends’ disgruntlement-
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