boat candy


a girl whos only purpose for being on the boat is to be hot and attract attention. the girl is normally hot and pet-te. skimpy bikini, trucker hat, beads, tattoos, and pasties are all optional and add to the hotness, but dancing on the back of the boat and occasionally flashing the public are required
o so she is going to be our boat candy

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