boat fart
a fart that has the uncanny resemblance to the sound of someone starting a boat engine. it’s a rapid-fire fart for sure, but it also sounds like it’s surrounded by water (or some form of moisture).
-(bluhblblblbluhbluh)-
“yes! is dad starting up the boat!?” -fuller
“no i think it was just buzz. he’s been destroying pizza and bud light all day. combine that with our broken air conditioner and that leather recliner he’s been sitting in, and it makes the perfect concoction for some m-ssive boat farts.” -kevin
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