Boat Nazis
in the states, the us coast guard; a loose collection of brain-dead automatons dressed in air force uniforms with different ranks and rates, who occasionally ride around in government-owned boats, ships and planes writing tickets for not having enough life preservers or a first aid kit, but who do nothing when the county commission’s charter boat is dragging anchor on hard bottom and tearing up the reef.
outside the states, various national coastal defense forces tasked with maritime safety and law enforcement.
‘dude, i got pictures of that snorkel boat draggin’ anchor on cheeca rock!’
man, you should put ’em on a thumb drive and give it to the coast guard!
‘the boat n-z-s? gimme a break, dude; they won’t do a thing.’
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