Boat-sexual
unlike guys who like gals, guys, or guys and gals; boat-s-xual guys are only into their boats.
usually only occurs post-marriage!
“we’ve been together for so long, but he’s just not into me anymore. at first i thought he was having an affair but now i think he’s just boat-s-xual”
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