Boatle Night
a weekly event, usually a friday night, when it is customary to purchase a ‘boatle’ or alcoholic beverage – usually cider or buckfast. it is a sacred day when jakeb-lls can come together in celebration and happiness. it is not uncommon for those involved to drink several ‘boatles’ untill they become totally ‘pished’ and then it is time to head out into the street ‘furra scr-p’.
jakeball 1: awrite ma man. wit ye uptae oan friday night?
jakeball 2: eh? wit ye mean? same hing we dae every friday night. it’s boatle night! yaaas!
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