bob and tom
morning talk show guys. funny as h-ll.
all i need in the am is the bob and tom show and some coffee.
a radio “talk” show where a group of people sit around and laugh for several hours. these two people are basically professional male hens who somehow became a syndicated radio program. also, they probably get higher than a kite before they come to work so that they can laugh at increasingly humourless things.
reginald: it’s morning, i guess i’ll listen to 101.5.
turns on radio
bob and tom: -laughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaugh-
hours later
news anchor: in breaking news, police are trying to find a motive to why an area man jumped out a seven story window…
morning talk show guys. stupid as h-ll.
all i need in the am is the bob and tom show and half a capsule of cyanide.
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