Bob Evans


a “down on the farm” restraunt. older folks like to come in on a regular basis. however those who work at bob evans, recieve sh-tty hours, and bad pay. thus why most employees are not fond of bob evans
manger refrence :bob evans down on the farm
employee refrence:bob evans lets burn down the farm.
when man stands at edge of bed while girl slides under him from behind, pulls his d-ck down with her mouth and sucks him off while power drives her face until he c-ms.
that hoe gave brad a bob evans and decided to stick her finger up his -ss.
to inset a pound of sausage into some ones -ss, and then have them pinch off, patties or links, into a hot skillet.
i was hungry for some breakfast, so i told the b-tch to make me some bob evans!

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