Bob the Builder

a children’s cartoon character who, alledgedly, ‘can fix it.’ the truth of this claim is attested to in various episodes, and yet he is still to score with wendy (the blonde chick).
bob the builder, can you fix my relationship with my wife? no? oh well, at least you can free me from the obligation of interacting with my kids…
a construction worker who is on drugs, sniffs gas, has a couple in the morning, and still thinks he can do it.
can we smoke it, yes we can!
bob the builder got busted for smoking a dube on the job.
bob the builder smokes dubes while taking a cr-p.
bob got busted in his speicial garden.
(bob) got wasted while working with the crain and destroyed the gentelmen’s club next store.
(bob) was smoking a dube when he heared his crain talk to him.
(bob) got caught sniffing gas in his dumb truck.
(bob) does so much drugs that he doesn’t know who bob is anymore
a bald guy who fails to do everything and is made of clay. he has friends that are talking cars and trucks. in a few words.
he is a freakin blob of clay who has no real friends and is an emo son-of-a-gun who gave up on life and cant get a woman!!!
someone random:hey bob can u fix my toy car??

bob the builder: no its f-cked
a f-g made of clay. he f-cks his b-tchy coworker made of clay and her cat…which is also -suprise- made of clay. he painted eyes and mouths on his consruction vehicles and likes to talk to them.

whispers: we know hes on crack.
“bob the b-tthole! can we f-ck it?

bob the b-tthole! we are f-gs!
bob the builder was a construction worker on a childrens tv show until he was brutally murdered by handy manny when he crossed the mexican border. after he killed bob the builder handy manny stole his spot on tv and became super rich and famous.
bob the builder got killed by handy manny.
to describe one douche who wears tools he will never use on his belt, may also have a cell phone handy also. usually this one walks around like a tough truck driver.
look at bob the builder over there.

where did brian get his bob the builder starter kit?

hey tom, i swear my son has the same plastic hammer, does it say fisher price too?
the process of stapling a girls v-g-n- shut and then taking a sh-t on it and rubbing it around.
johnny boy came over and we played bob the builder and now my v-g-n- hurts

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