Boba straws
“boba straws” is the equivalent of drunk texting. the phrase originated when a sleep-deprived restaurant manager was jarred awake by a restaurant manager group text, and unconsciously responded by typing “boba straws!” to the managers group then falling back to sleep unaware of what he had texted. in that act, he exhibited the world’s first boba straws moment. the phrase can also used synonymously with “senior moment.”
annie: did you understand what calvin text to the group this morning?
eve: i have no idea what he was saying. he was out of it. i think he had a boba straws moment. lol
annie: yeah, he has had a lot of those lately. dude needs to get more sleep!
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