Bobbing Ostrich
the position, not recommended for amateurs, and used only used by professionals… it requires a female driving the car, and a male in the p-ssenger’s seat. the female gives head to the male while she is driving and the male takes the steering wheel with one hand.
do not attempt. (obviously)
dude, my girl finally gave me the bobbing ostrich . we totally almost crashed. dont try it!
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