bobbit

a man who has had his p-n-s cut off by his wife. coined in 1993 after lorena bobbit emasculated her husband when he was sleeping.
that poor bobbit should have never p-ssed off his wife.
to castrate in a non-medical procedure, usually as a result of anger
when jane found artie in bed with her best friend, steve, she unloaded her .38 revolver into artie’s chest and bobbited steve with the penknife she that was on the nightstand.
one who cuts off the p-n-s of their husband and/or significant other.
“omg i just pulled a bobbit … i cut off my husband’s w-ng!”
to damage a mans genitils or p-n-s severely
pimp: yo ho get yo -ss in my car right now or ill mess you up so bad yous be eating out a tube
ho: shut yo mouth no one talks to me like that. if you ever do that again i’ll bobbit you.
dude who got his d-ck cut off by his wife. poor man.
“man you’re so ‘p-ssy whipped’ by that nagging b-tch that you’re gunna end up like bobbit, sleep with a knife of your own under the pillow.”
the tied-off knot on the end of a piece of sausage, or brat, that you cut off before eating.
“hey, cut off the bobbit before you take a bite of that brat”

“will do!”
(also “bobbitt”)

a spliff that has not been tapped down enough after rolling, so that when it is held by the roach the rest of the spliff droops down, giving the appearance of having been been cut off and sewn back on again.

named, of course, after the (in)famous john wayne bobbitt.

bobbitting is especially common when backrolling, as the single layer of paper lacks rigidity.
aw man, i just bobbitted the spliff i was rolling.

don’t backroll the spliff – you always roll bobbitts when you do that.

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