bobbitt
verb describing penile amputation, especially when carried out by an amateur and soon followed by ejection of said organ out the window of a moving car. after the operation carried out by lorena bobbitt on her husband john wayne bobbitt.
you think you’re a great lover boy, don’t you? well, if you don’t swear blind you’ll leave my wife alone, i’ll bobbitt you!
a male, that is heteros-xual, that has a long rod and is good in bed
girl 1: heard you hit the club last night?
girl 2: yea, i met a bobbitt!
a man with no p-n-s.
q: what do you call a man with no arms, no legs floating in the ocean?
a: bob
q: what do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and no p-n-s floating in the ocean?
a: bobbitt
an act in halo where a female player shoots the p-n-s of the male halo player.
if you t-bag me again i’ll bobbitt you!
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