bobby boner


a stupid fat self ritious lug who has a tendancy to always get hurt. not only get hurt but to get body fluids on people as well, such as vomit mucus, flem, soda/saliva, sperm. cant do grafitti. usually missing a t-st-cl-.
“that bobby b-n-r threw up on me again”
“yo you suck at grafitti, you’re a bobby b-n-r”
“that bobby b-n-r is such a uni-ball”

“inventor of the uni-ball pen.”

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