Bob’s Your information Minister
a homer fan who frequents a rival sports team’s fan site (e.g. orangemane.com), and who:
1. spreads optimistic lies about his own team even though the obvious evidence of m-ssive failure has been cascading down around him and his team for decades;
2. lives in his mother’s bas-m-nt (even though she lives in a trailer),
3. has never held a steady job, unless you count buying and selling star wars memorabilia on ebay a steady job,
4. has never, ever kissed a girl he isn’t related to and likely never will.
you’re moving to kansas city? dude, there nothing more pathetic than that. that’s totally bob’s your information minister.
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