BockBlocked
when you half drunkenly rush down to your your local neighborhood “blockbuster video” 5 minutes before closing to rent a 99 cent sh-tty comedy, only to find, the door locked, a stoned video store employee checking in movies, while shrek 2 plays on the in-store monitor. you succ-mb the higher powers, looking upwards, arms stretched outward… why? the powers reply only symbolically. the illuminated blockbuster video sign above is laughing down at you, silently clarifying, “you have been bockblocked!”
“i don’t know what to say baby. we’re just going to have to watch rush hour 2 again… f-ck me, i got bockblocked.”
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