Bodacious Bovine Wilderbeasts
attempt by “calorically challenged” women to describe themselves in a flattering manner as if we don’t know that it really means superchunky. :d
that morbidly obese bodacious bovine wilderbeast thinks she’s “beautiful” when she’s in fact an ugly cow.
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