bodgy
1. of poor quality.
2. to fix something work without the appropriate tools, training, or respect for occupational health and safety.
3. a sly person or arrangement, under the table
1. man, that piece of sh-t fiat is bodgy as h-ll.
2. the day before the fire bruce bodged up the gas pipe with his trusty roll of gaffa tape.
3. miff bodgily got her plans approved by bribing a bodgy planner at the council.
something that has been completely scewed up, and looks kinda shifty
look at that chicks bodgy -ss. she looks like a mong
slang term for a personal fabrication or repair task, carried out during work time and using the employers materials. most often done as a favour for a friend or relative.
1. the barbeque i built at work was one sweet bodgy.
2. can you do a bodgy for me? i need to get my oil changed and the steering looked at.
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