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a large and picturesque town in mid-cornwall famous for it’s 18th century gaol, historic church and ruins of an old abbey. originally named bosvenegh in cornish, meaning ‘place of the monks’.

today however bodmin is infamously known as teen-mum capital of the south west, chav town and sc-mville.
the best places for spotting these common lifeforms is as follows
teen-mum(s): outside icelands in fore street, wetherspoons pub and can also been seen smoking, swearing and spitting outside the infant schools
chavs: usually seen near cost-cutters or flocking like seagulls after the bin lorries on bin day.

you can fill your evenings in bodmin at any of the numerous pubs, and later at the sh-tehole known as eclipse, where you can buy booze for your children, drugs for yourself, or, if you are a young couple you could probably purchase a few children.

there is also fun to be had watching the police trying to catch any escapees from st. lawrence’s mental ward, witnessing the boy racers screeching their kevved up sh-tmobiles through the town centre, or if your stomach can handle it, watching said boy racers copulating with their underage, pasty skinned schoolie girlfriends down at priory park.

one other enjoyable daylight pastime is to have a walk along the delightful camel trail where you can treat yourself to the challenging sport of dodging dog sh-t, hypodermics and used condoms.
bodmin: used as a conversation stopper

‘where are you from?’

‘bodmin’

‘oh’.
chav central of cornwall, you don’t want to be left alone there at night or in the day. people often use this as an insult. it is very good for being able to discribe someone as chavy or a pikey.
insult: e.g. “you going bodmin” or , “oh my bodmin” or, “bodmin” (plainly)or “your m-ffas from bodmin”.
a place of un-employed, underaged, s-xed up females and males. also known as ‘chav capital of cornwall’. bodmin is home to many chavs, skets, pikeys, d-cks, c-nts… whatever you would like to call them. bodmin is also in some ways a very atttractive place to visit, eg if your looking for one night stands and pubs then this is the place to go!
insults

bodmin is also useful if you want to offend someone. eg 1

”are you from bodmin”
”yes”
”haha, how’s life down there, any murders recently?”

eg 2

”i heard your mum was from bodmin?”
”she is…”
”that explains why she slept with my brother then…”
the amount left unpaid when a group agree to each pay for their own meal in a restaurant and the total of each person’s contribution adds-up to less than the total bill.
the usual solution is then to add an equal fraction of the bodmin to each persons share.
“well guys, the bodmin is $5.50 – so that’s 55 cents each.”