BodyCard


what you use to pay for amazing (dates), beautiful flowers, expensive gifts, trips, concert tickets, game tickets… you name it.

when you know it is your turn to pay, but you don’t use money or even feelings…
flowers… $50
dinner… $100
bracelet…$200

my love… pricelesss

there are some things money can’t buy, for everything else there is bodycard…

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