Bodyguard
a big fat girl that hangs out with a hot girl and c-ckblocks every guy that tries to talk to the hot girl. this is done because the big fat girl is a hater and is jealous of the hot girl and wants the hot girl to be lonely and miserable just like her.
joe: i think i could go home with that fine blonde over there but that ugly fat bodyguard girl keeps c-ckblocking me . i’m getting no where!
grant: no worries pimpin, i’ll take one for the team and hit on the bodyguard. that will distract her so you can make your move.
joe: you are a true friend
1. people who save bodies (as in people)
2. lifeguards with bodies (as in hott)
hott lifeguards (bodyguards)
the c-ck blocking fat b-tch between you and the hot chick, usualy her best friend.
i trying to get to the chick at the bar but she’s got a f-cking body guard. this is why you need a wingman.
1. a word used as a replacement when you don’t know what to say to someone
2. a thug way of shouting out to another gangster
c:”ay yo j.crew you check dat b-tch out ova there fureal, her donk is about a 10 or above!”
j: “ha yeah prototype c i want to feel dat b-tch’s donk on da scraight, bodyguard!”
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