bofer


sub-terrianian mammal that usually has two buckteeth and coloration varies from snowy white to dirty brown. they eat puppy chow and are a cross-breed between a puppy and a gopher. usually bad pets because they always try to dig into your flesh and furniture around the house with his stubby claws.
that bofer is f-kcing up the living room with his stubby nails!!!!

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