BOFmobile
a bofmobile is a large 4×4 vehicle. it could be a range rover or a freelander; normally with immaculate black or tan leather interiors.
commonly spotted where there’s no need whatsoever for 4 wheel drive capabilities, bofmobiles are driven by exceedingly boring men. these men are usually between 40 and 50, have receding (normally greying blond) hair, listen to rachmaninov and have a penchant for bacon sandwiches. they normally work in the media.
bofmobiles are frequently dark in colour with blindingly shiny chrome decals. they are often spotted with their fog lights blazing on the clearest of days.
glove box will contain: £500 in cash for on-the spot fines, an a-z of the driver’s home county, hangover mints, a garish tie, expensive aftershave and a script of some sort.
there will be a linen jacket hanging over the back seat and a pair of chelsea boots behind the p-ssenger seat.
beware the bofmobiles.
“did you see that bofmobile?!”
“yes. he rammed into me at the traffic lights last week and tried to palm me off with a bacon sandwich.”
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