Bog-Wash


sticking your head in the bog (toilet) and flushing the chain. apparently also known as a ‘swirlie’ in other parts of the world.
occurs mainly in school and administered by bullies.
a s-xual act whereby the male/female decides to unload both the solid and liquid forms of waste from themselves onto thier partner, at the same time, thus giving the same effect as a traditional “bog-wash”.
oliver: you’d have s-x with that beast of a girl claire?!, i’d rather take a bog-washin’ off vanessa feltz!

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