Bogan Fact
something one bogan tells another bogan therefor making the information true. this most definitely gets p-ssed on to more bogans or anyone the bogan comes into contact with. bogan facts are considered annoying and/or funny to educated people but mostly annoying. the educated person will most likely not argue with the bogan fact as it becomes too frustrating to prove a point as the bogan will only listen to other uneducated bogans.
a cab sav drinking yuppie sitting in a restaurant with his virginal fiancé overhears a couple of bogans talking at the bar.
bogan 1: must be one million f-ck’n degrees out there.
bogan 2: i still think that whole global warming stuff is a huge pile of sh-t.
bogan 1: for real
bogan 2: too right
bogan 1: deadset
bogan 2: bl–dy oath
cab sav drinking yuppie: and that, my dear, is what they call a bogan fact.
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