Boganette
also known as the female bogan, and commonly reffered to as a b-tch or sk-nk, however she doesn’t have quite the qualities of a human being.
she can often be found pushing a pram or a shopping trolley and screaming at her children. “barry don’t you f-ckin’ touch that, you sh-t! i’ll belt you one!” their shrill voices can be heard a mile away, reminding you of children playing the recorder, painful.
these are the ugly wh-r-s that you just want to strangle, rather than sleep with. it’s a wonder that she got pregnant in the first place.
it can be -ssumed that she digests the equivalient of 40 ash trays per month and lives in a sh-t apartment where she can watch “footy on the telly, you c-nt” until her next welfare payment comes in so that she can afford drugs.
when her bogan husband comes back, expecting food, things turn violent and more bogan sc-m are wiped off the face of australia.
thank g-d for violence.
boganette: “what the f-ck is your problem buddy?”
human: “i don’t have one”
boganette: “are you saying i’m a bad mum?”
human: “…yes”
boganette: “oi, you! don’t you f-ckin’ start!”
human: “why not?”
boganette: “i’ll f-ckin’ take you to court, you c-nt!”
human: “oh, the irony, you’re on my property.”
-at this point, boganette fetches her husband to beat the sh-t out of the human-
once again, justice is served, apparently.
a female bogan. wears black jeans and band tee-shirts. loves iron maiden, motorhead, ac/dc and black sabbath. drinks woodstock bourbon. smokes like a chimney. generally has heaps of tattoos.
is that a boganette in the mosh at acdc?
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