an australian who identifies as a “b-gan” with bohemian tendencies.
“she said that she was an angels fan; she swears like a f-cken trooper, yet she talks a lot of new age stuff too…. burns incense but drinks jim beam and cola from a can….but then talks about reincarnation…..i’m baffled. the only thing i can put it down to is that she’s a b-gemian, you know, a b-gan crossed with a bohemian…”
the only thing i can put it down to is that she’s a b-gemian, you know, a b-gan crossed with a bohemian…”
- l*ssie blind
when l-ssies/girls say their female friends are good looking or hot and they are in reality are below average/ugly. they have gone l-ssie blind. girl: owe my friend is some beautiful, you would like her (proceeds to show picture) guy:hmm naw she ugly. girl: no she not she beautiful. guy: aye she is, you’re l-ssie […]
just your typical everyday b-tch -ss n-gg- yo is that a walfred coming down the street
- busting a mighty fat nut
v. -j-c-l-t-ng in a satisfying or otherwise noteworthy manner, especially if an unusually high volume of s-m-n was produced. if the nut was busted under embarr-ssing and/or hilarious circ-mstances, chances are it was a mighty fat nut. i was jerking off in my room, and right as i was about to finish my mom called […]
- castle on the hill
one of ed sheerans new songs released in january of 2017. legend has it if you listen to it you can hear the crying of a million fangirls. always equip tissues when listening to this masterpiece. ed saved 2017 with castle on the hill and i’m an emotional wreck.
- sailboat farts
when you’re on a sailboat and you have no wind, so you fart to make the boat go. toot toot sailboat farts