bogwash blumpkin
to balance on the seat of a toilet with your head down the bowl and your feet in the air, while both defecating and recieving f-ll-t– from another man/women while he/she simultaneously pulls the chain.
i didn’t feel like using the toilet properly or being the right-way-up, so i suggested to my girlfriend that we have a bogwash blumpkin
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